Remy: Choosin' Texas (Ella Langley Parody)
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Parody of Ella Langley's Choosin' Texas , written and performed by Remy. Mastering and backing vocals by Ben Karlstrom.
Doesn't he love our various high taxes ? On income, property, car, and gases?
He's choosin' Texas, I can tell by the way He's two-stepping 'round the room And judging by the tax assessment on his place He's probably leaving soon
It doesn't take a crystal ball to see There's needles on the sidewalk of this street Smoking crack all by myself He's choosin' Texas, I can tell
Netanyahu should be arrested That's what I declare! What meeting's this guy leading? He's in charge of pothole repair
He's choosin' Texas, I can tell by the way He's high-fiving every dude And judging by this meeting of the PTA The U-Haul's coming soon
Taking craps all by myself He's choosin' Texas, I can tell
There's a new meals tax as well? He's choosin' Texas, I can tell
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